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Episode 1: Trump vs Ruby Island

On the eve of his inauguration, Lando D. Trump was attacked by sore losers Billary Panders and Job! Shrub. Using their dark magic, they ambushed Lando in his sleep and cast him through a portal to another dimension. Cowardly losers! His ever faithful butler, Yont, dove through the portal to help serve Lando in a strange medieval world. Unsure what to do, Lando began making deals and building walls around his new, temporary home. Our story begins in Trump Town, once a fishing village turned booming port by Trump's inability to not succeed.

Today's adventure was downloaded from dmsguild.com. We'd like to thank Remley Farr and Shawn Daley for providing "The Sun Goes Down with a Ruby Smile."