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Episode 25: Mercenaries

March 21, 2016

When a female terrorist kidnaps the president's daughter, the CIA recruits four tough-as-nails inmates from a women's prison to bring her home safely.


While much better than Jack the Giant Killer, this Asylum movie is definitely still terrible. Though, you can't help but be impressed with the studio's mission; To pump out cheap, awful movies and make money with quantity over quality. Maybe it's time we put the microphone down and pick up a camera to show Hollywood how its done. The world needs to see Gordonman v. Geoffman: Dawn of Podcast. Also we talk about Room and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Next week, we'll be watching The Legend of Sarila.

Gordon: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

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