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Episode 30: Crackerjack

April 25, 2016
Crackerjack

Southern-fried scoundrel Bill "Crackerjack" Bailey skates through life with little effort - until his girlfriend informs him that she's pregnant.

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Gordon and Geoff watch a honkey donkey billy hilly story straight from the one-track mind of Jeff Foxworthy. Crackerjack is a man-child who accidentally impregnates his girlfriend of 20 years and decides to induce a miscarriage by putting her through an extreme amount of stress and social pressure for a few weeks. Luckily, before he's able to complete is dastardly plan, he finds Jesus at a softball game and sorts his life out. But he does end up building his unborn child a crib worthy of DIWhy levels of standards so Crackerjack will probably have the last laugh after all. Also we talk about latest in the Barbershop series. This time Calvin is once again going to sell the barbershop but realizes he shouldn't because he can almost stop gang violence in like short 12 hour bursts of peace thanks to free fresh cuts. Next week, we'll be watching The Scapegoat.

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