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Episode 58: Gerontophilia

Gerontophilia

After a teenage boy realizes that he's attracted to much older men, he begins working at a nursing home and finds romance with an elderly actor.

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Lake is the teenage son of a stripper and lives in Montreal. He is not a body of water. One day, while at his part-time job as a lifeguard, he tries to rescue an elderly drowning victim by kissing him like how the princess kisses the frog to turn him into a prince. Unfortunately, the man doesn't turn into a beautiful person of royalty but Lake does notice a change in himself in the form of a boner. His boner reveals that Lake likes older dudes. Way older dudes. Luckily his mom sucks a magic dick that grants Lake a wish and Lake gets to go work at a nursing home. Lake spends his days giving geriatrics sponge baths and jerking off in their hair. He falls in love with one of his patients and they decide to forgo that tasty Canadian health care his boyfriend needs and visit gay bars across Canada until he dies. If that synopsis got you excited to watch this movie, then you're listening to the wrong podcast. Otherwise, click Play right now to listen to our review of Gerontophilia! After the news, we talk about How to Be Single, and The Edge of Seventeen. Next week, we're going meta with our review of What Is Cinema?

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