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Episode 62: Elizabeth

Elizabeth

A shrewd young woman ascends the English throne. Now she must destroy her enemies both far and near.

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Once again, the Netflix Randomizer has led us astray! It incorrectly told us we would be watching Elizabeth: The Golden Age which is the sequel to what is actually available for streaming on Netflix, Elizabeth. Elizabeth was the queen of Bongland from 1558 until her death in 1603. This movie is about the events that led to her ascension to the throne as wells as the period of turmoil after her inauguration. If you're an American, you can probably relate to the events that occurred in 1558 thanks to this year's election. I highly recommend watching this movie to help you remember that you are an American and not from Bongland. They do silly things there like hire Priest James Bond to carry out assassinations and appoint Captain Barbossa to run counterintelligence. If you're not an American, don't watch this movie because it's boring. After the news we ramble about Love Actually, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Holy ramblings batman. Next week, we're watching Bratz unless Allflicks Jesus takes pity on us. Please?

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