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Episode 87: Tiny Furniture

Tiny Furniture

When twentysomething Aura returns home after college, she confronts personal and professional failures and wonders about her future.

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This is a movie about how Lena Dunham's enormously fat sense of entitlement doesn't fit in furniture. The furniture is too tiny. Tiny Furniture. Get it? Anyway, if you're thinking about becoming a parent and want to be a more lenient father/mother than your father/mother was to your kid, watch this movie and learn what happens when you don't provide structure and discipline to your offspring; You'll end up with a full sized Lena Dunham (and I mean full sized) living in your home along with its fedora-wearing, tentacle-rapist. Hey, maybe you'll get lucky though and when you're finally financially stable enough to retire, (ten years past where you predicted you'd be able to) maybe it will pipe-fuck the right sleeze at HBO and end up with a career making feminist porn on television. You're the #1 mom/dad! After the news, we're continuing our series on revisiting Harry Potter movies with the third one, Harry Potter and the Missing Windsor Knot. Also, a review of Splatoon 2 for the Switch. Next week, we're watching The Bodyguard.

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