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Episode 112: The Paperboy

The Paperboy

As investigative reporter Ward Jansen and his partner Yardley Acheman chase a sensational, career-making story with the help of Ward's younger brother Jack and sultry death-row groupie Charlotte Bless, the pair tries to prove violent swamp-dweller Hillary Van Wetter was framed for the murder of a corrupt local sheriff.

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Reelgood continues to fuck up this week by incorrectly hyping us up for Canadian zombie movie, Pontypool. As we sat down to watch our randomly selected movie for the week, we discovered that Netflix does not actually stream this one and a re-roll was needed. Reelgood kept the hits (physical) coming by making us watch this star-studded movie. Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, Nicole Kidman, John Cusack... What could go wrong? Spoilers: The plot doesn't even bother to show up. The Paperboy starts off interviewing Macy Gray about the murder of the local sheriff. Presumably a detective or a reporter is interested in figuring out the truth behind a major Florida mystery. All of a sudden, the entire movie is about how McConaughey's boner gets his own eye poked out and then Efron's boner kills McConaughey. There's dicks flying everywhere and we never find out whose dick dicked the sheriff. Come on! After the news, we're rambling about Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Automata I, When We First Met, and I Can Only Imagine. Next week, we're watching Being AP.

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